A broad but by no means comprehensive list of things I do regularly now that I never ever did before:

It takes me forever to get ready in the morning. If I hustle, I can do it in 45 minutes, but really for a proper preparation, I need 2 hours.

I take showers in the morning, and I blow dry my hair every day.

I take vitamins. [But I should take more, as everyone keeps telling me.]

I wear skirts on a regular basis. I actually don’t like wearing pants to work anymore because

I wear knee-high black leather boots every single day. [Seriously, how did I not discover these before? It’s like wearing pants when you’re not wearing pants!]

Sometimes I talk to myself in Russian.

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